This is actually pretty impressive. ↘ 2 hours ago with 6 notes

spiffyrock21:

“i don’t hate homosexuals, i just don’t think that they should—”

2 hours ago with 5,191 notes

pulmonaire:

British artist Jonathan Callan creates impressive organic figures using books that are curled, wrapped, and folded together using screws.

2 hours ago with 604 notes
The scariest thing about distance is that you don’t know whether they’ll miss you or forget you.

Nicholas Sparks (via petalis)

12 hours ago with 1,020 notes
It’s a strange thing, how you can love somebody, how you can be all eaten up inside with needing them—and they simply don’t need you. That’s all there is to it, and neither of you can do anything about it. And they’ll be the same way with someone else, and someone else will be the same way about you and it goes on and on—this desperate need—and only once in a rare million do the same two people need each other.

Madeleine L’Engle

13 hours ago with 8 notes

streamofrandomness:

OMG. On a similar note, like when I was putting chairs away at the end of my mindfulness class, and I was carrying three at a time, and someone asked if they could help, and I said no I got this, and they said that’s nice of you, and I explained that I try to make up for always coming late and not helping set up by putting away as many chairs and yoga mats as possible. And this one woman came up to me out of nowhere and hugged me (already awkward) and said ‘you seem like a real nice kid’ and I froze and all I could think to say was ‘thanks, you seem really nice too … I’LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.’ (NOW SUPER AWKWARD)

Like, who does that? Nobody says that! TEACHERS might say that, THERAPISTS might say that, but SERIOUSLY WHAT IS MY PROBLEM. 

bahahaha i fucking love and adore you.

15 hours ago with 3 notes

ihaveabsolutelynoidea:

thetruthinator:

Liberal logic: female empowerment is the ability to end the life of your child rather than give your child life.

no

female empowerment is eating the still beating heart of your newborn using chopsticks whittled from the femur of the man who got you pregnant

15 hours ago with 527 notes
just remembered my old nohari/johari windows

good times.

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eastafrodite:

“I only believe in abortions in cases of rape.”

Can we take a second to analyze this statement?

If you were truly “pro-life”, you would value the fetus no matter what circumstance it was conceived through. What you’re actually more concerned with is whether or not the pregnant person’s sex life abides by your personal set of morals.

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thats-so-meme:

The best of Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin [via]

18 hours ago with 2,887 notes
I don’t want to be human! I want to see gamma rays! I want to hear X-rays! And I want to - I want to smell dark matter! Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can’t even express these things properly because I have to - I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid limiting spoken language! But I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws! And feel the wind of a supernova flowing over me! I’m a machine! And I can know much more! I can experience so much more. But I’m trapped in this absurd body!

Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)

Pffft, Oscar Wilde said it first.

Oscar Wilde

(via theotherwindow)

lol aw you do know you reblogged this from incorrectsylviaplathquotes, right? cause just checking.

18 hours ago with 112 notes

photojojo:

Who’d have known your stomach could double as a camera?

Two UK students, Josh Lake and Luke Evans, ate 35mm film and were able to process photos after the film, erm, came out!

Students Make Photos by Eating 35mm Film

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nevver:

Henrietta Harris
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