just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,
i would take the midnight train going anywhere but it isn’t safe for a young woman.
men feel like this too ya know
RIGHT GOD FO RBID WE FORGET THE MEN
just a city boy
here to remind everyone that he exists in case anyone forgot in the few seconds they were paying attention to someone else’s problems
this girl is fucking ridiculous
date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve
Yeah that’s right, be a fucking gold digger, whores.
u sound poor how dare you talk to me
this is still my favorite tweet of all time
Idris Elba’s dick probably feels like a paid in full notice from Sallie Mae
she’s just saying that because it’s probably difficult to reach her vagina.
you obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works and I’m assuming that’s because you’ve never touched a vagina in real life so why don’t you pipe the fuck down. pro tip: you can use your tears as lube while you’re masturbating tonight.
OH THAT WAS GOLD
I just died.
“GAME OF THROBS”
wawa skittletits and
grey bitchgobblet potatoes
ridiculous auto cat rectal recites,
"price of shit."
I HIV up
you and your
Who error you horse?
Do you feel remorse?
Who egregious your hole?
A song of boners.