somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me
im not the sharpest n00b in the thread…
Aamer Rahman talks about ‘random’ security tests at the airport.
Why I love Tumblr + Smooth
whoa so similar. except the wardrobe could sing.
if you didn’t know stuff about humans you would think they get mad at the weirdest stuff
like one human raises their thumb to another human
that’s good, humans like that
one human raises their middle finger to another human
humans do NOT LIKE THAT
humans think that is a BAD FINGER
don’t you DARE raise that specific finger at me
any other finger is ok just not that one
Anthropology will be the hard elective in alien school.
i like how males are supposedly the stronger sex and yet they can’t seem to control themselves when a girl shows a shoulder
changing the date on your paper so your teacher doesn’t think you’re a procrastinator
shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible
macklemore is writing a song about shrimp rights as we speak
when i was in the third grade i thought i was a shrimp because i could swim
And I can’t change
Even if I’m fried
Even if I’m barbecued
Oh my god
why is it
"no boy will want you if you keep on with that feminist rubbish"
"no girl will want you if you keep on being a misogynistic piece of shit"