sneakymonster:

and-make-the-fireflies-dance:

whoa so similar. except the wardrobe could sing.



daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

sneakymonster:

and-make-the-fireflies-dance:

whoa so similar. except the wardrobe could sing.

image

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn



ursulavernon:

adamusprime:

if you didn’t know stuff about humans you would think they get mad at the weirdest stuff

like one human raises their thumb to another human

that’s good, humans like that

one human raises their middle finger to another human

humans do NOT LIKE THAT

humans think that is a BAD FINGER

don’t you DARE raise that specific finger at me

any other finger is ok just not that one

Anthropology will be the hard elective in alien school.



spoken-not-written:

i like how males are supposedly the stronger sex and yet they can’t seem to control themselves when a girl shows a shoulder


wulferine:

changing the date on your paper so your teacher doesn’t think you’re a procrastinator


thenewtgingrich:

johnsegbert:

princeowl:

bedabug:

shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible

macklemore is writing a song about shrimp rights as we speak

when i was in the third grade i thought i was a shrimp because i could swim

And I can’t change
Even if I’m fried
Even if I’m barbecued

Oh my god


Roses are red / Gender is performative / Mass-market romance / Is heteronormative

tealeaves:

inlifesansawins:

why is it

"no boy will want you if you keep on with that feminist rubbish"

and not

"no girl will want you if you keep on being a misogynistic piece of shit"


"dracarys," I whisper, as I turn on the oven burners.


stand-up-comic-gifs:

Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)


timmynook:

irl im very shy and timid. im like a small animal. approach me calmly with a snack


black-culture:

above-mfn-society:

damesuniverse:

entelijan:

regalasfuck:

vanillacts:

Jamaal Charles catching his own pass

WHATTTTT

Shiiiit

Woooow

speed

Black History Month


dredsina:

askayallqu:

Isn’t this that daft punk song

work it regular make it softer do it harder makes us porridge

dredsina:

askayallqu:

Isn’t this that daft punk song

work it regular make it softer do it harder makes us porridge