6 days ago - 1 note - reblog

guess who’s going to sleep early?

this guyyyyy

awwwww yeahhhhhh


1 week ago - reblog

i haven’t made a sandwich this lazy in a long time.

pulling off the parts of your lettuce that have bugs on them is the same thing as washing it right?


1 week ago - 1 note - reblog

maaaaan i am just too too tired.

henna everywhere

conditioner in my ear

green conditioner (from the henna), i might add

smellin like a horse


1 week ago - 1 note - reblog

omg it feels like i was in the shower for 3 hours

jesus christ

note to self: never ever ever henna on tangled hair..

ever.


1 week ago - reblog

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh my back hurts so  i let my henna sit for too long and now im terrified my hair is gonna be so so so red


2 weeks ago - 1 note - reblog

top fears:

1. spiders
2. a spiders family member sees me kill their mother/brother etc and seeks revenge while i’m sleeping
3. getting chronic headaches/migraines, going to the doctor for chronic headaches/migraines and finding out that there’s an insect in my head
bonus point:  that insect laid eggs in my head and they’re gonna hatch
ultimate bonus: that insect is a spider


2 weeks ago - 1 note - reblog

why does washing my hair always have to be a day-two day long process


4 weeks ago - reblog

but how

how you do friend


whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 


1 month ago - 3 notes - reblog

instead of dating sites there should be friends sites


idk maybe im just a frugal grody bitch but i think the “use within a week” guideline on hummus containers is total bullshit. like, more bullshit than other “use by” dates. 

…im probably gonna die by eating rancid hummus someday


timmynook:

irl im very shy and timid. im like a small animal. approach me calmly with a snack


I don’t want to sound terrible (i.e. presumptuous), but I literally didn’t know that everyone else didn’t know that Ellen Page was gay. 


5 months ago - 1 note - reblog
tell me why i searched “flat twist updo”,minding my own damn black business,trying to up my hair gameand this hairless, white, unborn-fetus-looking baby is in the related videos
tell me why

tell me why i searched “flat twist updo”,
minding my own damn black business,
trying to up my hair game
and this hairless, white, unborn-fetus-looking baby is in the related videos

tell me why


Just made the BOMB french toast with banana, vanilla almond milk, and coconut milk.

It was delicious and I used challah bread, so I decided to cook most of the loaf and freeze some for later this week! :D