3 weeks ago - reblog

things i’ve not yet said to you:

i feel like alice, post cake
i feel like we will be big people in tiny houses adjacent to each other
i feel like ice cream that fell




i may be ugly and untalented


thats all

1 month ago - reblog

ahhhhhhhhhhhh feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelings

3 months ago - 1 note - reblog

guess who’s going to sleep early?

this guyyyyy

awwwww yeahhhhhh

3 months ago - reblog

i haven’t made a sandwich this lazy in a long time.

pulling off the parts of your lettuce that have bugs on them is the same thing as washing it right?

3 months ago - 1 note - reblog

maaaaan i am just too too tired.

henna everywhere

conditioner in my ear

green conditioner (from the henna), i might add

smellin like a horse

3 months ago - 1 note - reblog

omg it feels like i was in the shower for 3 hours

jesus christ

note to self: never ever ever henna on tangled hair..


3 months ago - reblog

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh my back hurts so  i let my henna sit for too long and now im terrified my hair is gonna be so so so red

3 months ago - 1 note - reblog

top fears:

1. spiders
2. a spiders family member sees me kill their mother/brother etc and seeks revenge while i’m sleeping
3. getting chronic headaches/migraines, going to the doctor for chronic headaches/migraines and finding out that there’s an insect in my head
bonus point:  that insect laid eggs in my head and they’re gonna hatch
ultimate bonus: that insect is a spider

3 months ago - 1 note - reblog

why does washing my hair always have to be a day-two day long process

3 months ago - reblog

but how

how you do friend

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

instead of dating sites there should be friends sites

idk maybe im just a frugal grody bitch but i think the “use within a week” guideline on hummus containers is total bullshit. like, more bullshit than other “use by” dates. 

…im probably gonna die by eating rancid hummus someday


irl im very shy and timid. im like a small animal. approach me calmly with a snack