6 days ago - 1 note - reblog

guess who’s going to sleep early?

this guyyyyy

awwwww yeahhhhhh

1 week ago - reblog

i haven’t made a sandwich this lazy in a long time.

pulling off the parts of your lettuce that have bugs on them is the same thing as washing it right?

1 week ago - 1 note - reblog

maaaaan i am just too too tired.

henna everywhere

conditioner in my ear

green conditioner (from the henna), i might add

smellin like a horse

1 week ago - 1 note - reblog

omg it feels like i was in the shower for 3 hours

jesus christ

note to self: never ever ever henna on tangled hair..


1 week ago - reblog

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh my back hurts so  i let my henna sit for too long and now im terrified my hair is gonna be so so so red

2 weeks ago - 1 note - reblog

top fears:

1. spiders
2. a spiders family member sees me kill their mother/brother etc and seeks revenge while i’m sleeping
3. getting chronic headaches/migraines, going to the doctor for chronic headaches/migraines and finding out that there’s an insect in my head
bonus point:  that insect laid eggs in my head and they’re gonna hatch
ultimate bonus: that insect is a spider

2 weeks ago - 1 note - reblog

why does washing my hair always have to be a day-two day long process

4 weeks ago - reblog

but how

how you do friend

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

1 month ago - 3 notes - reblog

instead of dating sites there should be friends sites

idk maybe im just a frugal grody bitch but i think the “use within a week” guideline on hummus containers is total bullshit. like, more bullshit than other “use by” dates. 

…im probably gonna die by eating rancid hummus someday


irl im very shy and timid. im like a small animal. approach me calmly with a snack

I don’t want to sound terrible (i.e. presumptuous), but I literally didn’t know that everyone else didn’t know that Ellen Page was gay. 

5 months ago - 1 note - reblog
tell me why i searched “flat twist updo”,minding my own damn black business,trying to up my hair gameand this hairless, white, unborn-fetus-looking baby is in the related videos
tell me why

tell me why i searched “flat twist updo”,
minding my own damn black business,
trying to up my hair game
and this hairless, white, unborn-fetus-looking baby is in the related videos

tell me why

Just made the BOMB french toast with banana, vanilla almond milk, and coconut milk.

It was delicious and I used challah bread, so I decided to cook most of the loaf and freeze some for later this week! :D