i feel like alice, post cake
i feel like we will be big people in tiny houses adjacent to each other
i feel like ice cream that fell
i may be ugly and untalented
i haven’t made a sandwich this lazy in a long time.
pulling off the parts of your lettuce that have bugs on them is the same thing as washing it right?
maaaaan i am just too too tired.
conditioner in my ear
green conditioner (from the henna), i might add
smellin like a horse
omg it feels like i was in the shower for 3 hours
note to self: never ever ever henna on tangled hair..
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh my back hurts so i let my henna sit for too long and now im terrified my hair is gonna be so so so red
2. a spiders family member sees me kill their mother/brother etc and seeks revenge while i’m sleeping
3. getting chronic headaches/migraines, going to the doctor for chronic headaches/migraines and finding out that there’s an insect in my head
bonus point: that insect laid eggs in my head and they’re gonna hatch
ultimate bonus: that insect is a spider
why does washing my hair always have to be a day-two day long process
whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004
idk maybe im just a frugal grody bitch but i think the “use within a week” guideline on hummus containers is total bullshit. like, more bullshit than other “use by” dates.
…im probably gonna die by eating rancid hummus someday
irl im very shy and timid. im like a small animal. approach me calmly with a snack