Not being American and having to watch the Americans vote for Romney is like the moment in horror movies when the audience is screaming at the character to not go down to the basement but they still do anyway and then they die a brutal, torturous death…
this is the fucking best descripition about the election omg
being an America and watching Americans vote for Romney is like being the smart friend in horror movies that nobody listens to

United Steaks - Dominic Episcopo

President Obama stopped shaking hands for a moment today so that he could embrace a sobbing woman whose uninsured sister recently died of colon cancer.
“first.. we need to get rid of what’s there.”